Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Let her rip

We had a very confused patient on our floor, which is not unusual by any means. Our confused patients tend to get frustrated with needing to pee. They usually have a foley catheter in place but still feel the need to pee...and thus they constantly try to get up out of bed, don't sleep, etc.
On one resident came in during one such episode of confusion...
"You have a foley catheter in your urethra that is draining your pee into a bag. Just let her rip! We bring the toilet to you! Part of our all inclusive service that we provide you."

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Simple Math

Adam: "Audrey, if we have 12 pieces of bacon and there are four of us, how many pieces do we each get?"
Audrey: "As many as we want!!!"

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Melt my heart

Audrey was coloring with Clive outside the other day while Adam and I were weeding. We overheard her saying "Clive I really like your coloring! You do such a great job." <3