Oral Hygiene

Me to my patient: "Do you want to brush your teeth this morning?"
Patient in a very southern accent: "Oh no honey. I only brush my teeth once a week and usually on Sundays."

Romance in the ICU

So I was getting my patient ready for sleep and dimmed the lights down...
"What are you going to do next? Bring in cheesecake and wine?"

Smiley tidbits

- Audrey always specifically addresses me with this problem... "Ewin, my underwear likes to go up my butt and I don't like it so I pull it out."

- I love how when I go to work and the kids are home, they wave to me while I am pulling out of the driveway.

-I love how when I get home both kids run to open the door and greet me.

- I made dinner for Adam and the kids one night before going out with a girlfriend and it made me giddy when I was getting in my car and Adam races out to have a quick make-out session with me... "I just wanted to make sure you had garlic and onion breath to scare away any boys."

- I have to chuckle whenever we are in a public bathroom and Audrey makes a poop she yells at the top of her lungs, "Ewin come wipe me."

- I love Adam's voice for Mr. Knox when he reads the kids Fox in Socks.

- I came across the kids reading stories in the hall. Audrey was actually pretty good as she flipped through the story with telling what the book was actually about. And then there was Clive... he was reading Cat in the Hat and as he turned he just kept saying "Cat in the hat. Cat in the hat. Cat in hat. Cat in the hat."

- I love how Audrey thinks she has special magical powers to close the garage door. She claps twice and poof the door opens or closes.